• michaxl:



    why am i not a disney princess

    because ur a 15 year old boy


    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • theatre-tech:

    He even has the math to back it up.

    (Source: africant, via ruinedchildhood)

  • unabating:


    I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

    this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • cyanblur:

    i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • nippled:

    no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • ruinedchildhood:

    biggest plot twist of my childhood

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  • elsabeyondarendelle:

    I didn’t know this origin story, but it makes me happy on so many levels.

    (via ruinedchildhood)